I’ve always found the Sox to have more room for the street preacher type of fans.
*A Keyes comment: Hey! Hey! When asked whether he was a Cubs or Sox fan,Keyes — a recent transplant from Maryland — stated, “My son, Andrew, says I need to be a Cubs fan because they need you more. But I’ve taken his opinion under advisement.”
CUBS CUBS CUBS!
Alan needs to get himself a uniform, ala Ronnie Wickers, and go around Wrigley shouting his positions.
I do believe at Comiskey (because I refuse to call it the other name), he’d be greeted with “…aaah shaddup!”
Bottom line — you can have him.