Jumping on the Joe Barton apology to BP:
Following the lead of Representative Joe Barton (R-TX), God issued a rare apology to oil giant British Petroleum via press release. “I need to set the record straight, this disaster could have been averted. If nature was not there to be spoiled this oil spill would be nothing more than another land clean up from BP.” The Almighty added, “And let’s face it, I didn’t have to put oil-producing carbon based life in an area I should have predicted would be inundated with water and wet animals.”
Go read the rest.