2010

The Chewbacca Defense

As far as I can tell, Sam Adams Jr & Sr are simply employing a slightly modified Chewbacca Defense:

 

Cochran
…ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense!
Gerald Broflovski
Damn it!… He’s using the Chewbacca defense!
Cochran
Why would a Wookiee, an eight-foot tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of two-foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me. I’m a lawyer defending a major record company, and I’m talkin’ about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you’re in that jury room deliberatin’ and conjugatin’ the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.[1]
Inspired from comments over at Rich’s Place
In the second use of the Chewbacca defense, he ends by taking out a monkey puppet and shouting “Here, look at the monkey. Look at the silly monkey!” causing a juror’s head to explode.

The ADHD Governor

Just about everyone in Illinois politics long ago diagnosed Blagojevich as a complete sociopath, but what’s interesting in both news stories and talking with many people who dealt with him regularly, there’s more to his problems:

 

It was a historic day on Dec. 9, 2008; Illinois’ sitting governor had just been arrested and FBI supervisor Pete Cullen found himself keeping watch over Rod Blagojevich.

“He was in his running suit. He was stretching, running in place, animated. I couldn’t believe it. He couldn’t sit still,” Cullen said. “He kept combing back his hair.

 

In saying this, I’m not trying to be cute, but I seriously think somewhere in the bizarre mind of Rod Blagojevich, Attention Deficit/Hyperactivity Disorder is almost certainly responsible for some of his behavior

Inattention may not become apparent until a child enters the challenging environment of school. In adults, symptoms of inattention may manifest in work or in social situations.

A person with ADHD may have some or all of the following symptoms:

  • difficulty paying attention to details and tendency to make careless mistakes in school or other activities; producing work that is often messy and careless
  • easily distracted by irrelevant stimuli and frequently interrupting ongoing tasks to attend to trivial noises or events that are usually ignored by others
  • inability to sustain attention on tasks or activities
  • difficulty finishing schoolwork or paperwork or performing tasks that require concentration
  • frequent shifts from one uncompleted activity to another
  • procrastination
  • disorganized work habits
  • forgetfulness in daily activities (for example, missing appointments, forgetting to bring lunch)
  • failure to complete tasks such as homework or chores
  • frequent shifts in conversation, not listening to others, not keeping one’s mind on conversations, and not following details or rules of activities in social situations

Hyperactivity symptoms may be apparent in very young preschoolers and are nearly always present before the age of seven. Symptoms include:

  • fidgeting, squirming when seated
  • getting up frequently to walk or run around
  • running or climbing excessively when it’s inappropriate (in teens this may appear as restlessness)
  • having difficulty playing quietly or engaging in quiet leisure activities
  • being always on the go
  • often talking excessively

Hyperactivity may vary with age and developmental stage.

Toddlers and preschoolers with ADHD tend to be constantly in motion, jumping on furniture, and having difficulty participating in sedentary group activities. For instance, they may have trouble listening to a story.

School-age children display similar behavior but with less frequency. They are unable to remain seated, squirm a lot, fidget, or talk excessively.

In adolescents and adults, hyperactivity may manifest itself as feelings of restlessness and difficulty engaging in quiet sedentary activities.

Impulsivity symptoms include:

  • impatience
  • difficulty delaying responses
  • blurting out answers before questions have been completed
  • difficulty awaiting one’s turn
  • frequently interrupting or intruding on others to the point of causing problems in social or work settings
  • initiating conversations at inappropriate times

 

For a long time people thought individuals with ADHD grew out of it, but in recent years, understanding adults have ADHD symptons as well and need to be treated is far better understood.

On a less serious note, those are some crappy symptoms to have when you are sitting in a jail cell for years.

How Did the FBI Keep From Laughing

When Blagojevich told them he didn’t keep track of fund raising?

 

During that 2005 interview, held in the offices of Winston & Strawn, Blagojevich said he maintained a separation between politics and fund-raising.

“He said he did not track who was contributing to him or how much they were contributing,” Murphy said. “This was a decision he made when he became governor,” he said Blagojevich told him.

But the ex-governor also equated politics with fund-raising in one key statement, Murphy testified: Blagojevich told him he put a firewall between politics and government. Murphy asked Blago what he meant by “politics” and Blago told him “fund-raising.”

 

The thing about getting Blagojevich for lying to the FBI is that he lied to everyone. It’s not like they were different….

Alexi’s Taxes

On a strictly moral basis, I could care less.  You might notice I didn’t take on Bill Brady over the issue either. If you lose money overall, you don’t pay income taxes.  This makes economic sense and while the politically smart thing is to pay for your state salary, morally it has little to do with anything.  A business owner following the law is hardly something to be upset about. Even if you were to increase rates of taxes, that won’t affect someone losing money in a given year.  Overall, business owners pay a lot of taxes over time and a one year snapshot tells you very little. Obviously, if they aren’t paying year after year the law needs to be fixed or they aren’t going to last long.

All that said, it is a horrible looking situation and if you don’t pay the taxes for your state salary, it just hands opponents an easy score, so no demerits on the substance, but 10 on the political handling of the situation.  One of the issues facing both campaigns for the US Senate is everyone is set to autopilot to reply to every statement of the other campaign and to do it viciously.  The problem is you then end up attacking when you should be showing some humility and both campaigns have been doing a good job of that the last few weeks.

Josh Nails the Point On Doing Away with Public Employee Pensions

The staggering level of ignorance about public employee pensions never ceases to amaze me.  Josh writes the post I’ve been trying to get to for some time, though I think I’ve mentioned the issue previously:

I did some calling around on this issue yesterday and got much the same impression.  What Brady seems to have overlooked is that the state’s teachers — who make up about 80 percent of the government workforce — don’t get Social Security.  That means the state doesn’t have to pay the 6.2 percent federal payroll tax on these workers.  If new employyes were instead offered a 401K, the state would have to start paying that tax and there’s reason to believe that this would actually be more expensive than the current pension system.  Add to that the administrative costs of managing two retirement programs and … you get the picture.

Chalk it up as just the latest evidence that Brady doesn’t understand the ramifications of his own policy prescriptions.

 

In the effort to demonize public employees, Brady and those like him don’t seem to understand the basic math surrounding getting rid of public employee pensions and largely this is the fault of the press which can’t deal with this complicated of an issue well and just hears the constant fretting over how the state will make its pension payments.  The problem isn’t with outsized pensions, it’s with a state government that has relied on gimmicks to balance its budget and pensions have always been an easy target to divert.  That’s not the fault of public employees, it’s the fault of politicians not making hard decisions.

And the Blagojevich Palin Comparisons Continue

Hysterical:

 

IRS Agent Shari Schindler just testified that Rod and Patti Blagojevich spent $400,000 in clothing expenses between 2002 and 2008. Of that, $207,000 was spent Oxxford Clothes, a luxury clothier that Rod fancied. Thousands more were spent at Saks Fifth Avenue, Neiman Marcus and Geneva Custom Shirts.

Below are the Blagojevich’s top 10 categories of expenditures from Jan. 2002- Dec. 2008:

1. Medical

2. Travel

3. Childcare

4. Retail Stores

5. Private School

6. Groceries

7. House Expenses

8. Rental Property Expenses (a condo in Chicago and a condo in Washington, DC)

9. Home Mortgage Payments

10. Clothing

IL GOP Attacks Giannoulias for…Attacking Blagojevich?

In some ways It’s been nice seeing an Illinois GOP at least put up a fight instead of sending Andy McKenna around to whine.  However, it’s gotten a bit predictable:

 

Giannoulias Has Questions To Answer

“You have to be as transparent as possible and answer questions.” – Alexi Giannoulias, June 18, 2010

SEIU Official Tom Balanoff testified in federal court today that Alexi Giannoulias asked him to ask Rod Blagojevich about appointing him to Barack Obama’s vacant Senate seat.

Union leader Tom Balanoff testifies to a couple of other discussions.

He says Alexi Giannoulias, a friend to then President-Elect Barack Obama, asked him to ask Blagojevich about a possible appointment for him.

In a Nov. 24th meeting, Balanoff raises the point.

Blagojevich bristled, he testified.

“That mother f—–, I wouldn’t do s— for him. Every chance he got he took a shot at me.”[1]

Balanoff’s sworn version of events directly contradicts at least three claims made by Alexi Giannoulias.

December 4, 2008: Alexi Giannoulias told the Chicago Tribune that Rod Blagojevich’s staff had reached out to him about a possible appointment to the vacant Senate seat.

Giannoulias also said that staff within Blagojevich’s office have “reached out” to him as a possible candidat to replace President-elect Barack Obama in the U.S. Senate, though a Blagojevich spokesman said the governor has not contacted Giannoulias directly.[2]

December 4, 2008: In the same interview, Giannoulias told the Chicago Tribune that he was not “pushing for the seat”

Giannoulias said he’s not pushing for the seat, but if it’s offered he’d have to take a “very, very hard look,” at the opportunity to work in Washington D.C. alongside his close friend Obama.[3]

December 12, 2008: Alexi Giannoulias said that he hadn’t “really thought about” Obama’s Senate seat.

Giannoulias, a Democrat, said he’s been busy sorting through the state’s financial woes following Tuesday’s arrest of Gov. Rod Blagojevich.

“I haven’t really thought about it to be honest with you,” he said during an appearance at Aurora University. “I’ve been focused on trying to do my job and trying to rebuild the public’s trust in us as elected officials.”[4]

 

There’s nothing suggesting Giannoulias is actually lying here.  It’s entirely possible some staffer did reach out to him–it’s pretty clear that Blagojevich’s staff had to act on it’s own given they had an insane man as their boss.  December 4th and 12th appear to be pro forma answers to the press about something you are unlikely to get, but wouldn’t mind taking.

What we do know?  Alexi blasted Blagojevich enough to piss him so that he wasn’t go to be considered regardless of what he wanted which kind of blows a hole in the theory that they were in lockstep as the Illinois GOP keeps claiming.  Hell, Blagojevich may have hated Alexi almost as much as he hated Quinn and Jackson Jr.   What’s odd is that Alexi ran against Madigan’s candidate, won, and is now tarred as part of the Illinois Democratic machine.  I understand why Republicans make the argument, I don’t know why the press doesn’t laugh at them.  Alexi had no real allies in Springfield.  His two biggest allies are generally Durbin and Obama.

More seriously, there are two big issues the GOP has taken Giannoulias to task on that are legitimate.  The first is the Bright Start where one of the funds took a huge loss based on a bad operator.  Giannoulias and the state were able to reach a settlement where between 50 – 55 percent of the investment were returned to investors.  That’s not something to tout, but it’s also not the worst outcome and Giannoulias was the first to figure out the fraud amongst states involved in the fund.

The second is his family’s bank.  It’s legitimate and fair to point out the bank failed and Alexi has long touted it as experience. What’s weird are the zombie lies keep getting brought up about loaning money to the mob.  These were originally dug up by Madigan’s team (and everyone in the press seems to have forgotten that) and ultimately they amount to legal loans were made to some people who turned out to be unsavory, but also had loans at larger more established banks.

What all of this does do, though, is keep Mark Kirk from having to address his actual political beliefs that seem to change with the audience.