September 2008

What’s Abundantly Clear about Gustav

The Corps of Engineers is no where near as ready as they claim. The claim before Katrina was that they could handle a Category 3. Katrina hit New Orleans as a Category 3 with the brunt of the storm hitting Mississippi.

The Corps claimed again now they were really ready to handle a Category 3 yet a Category 2 came ashore 60 miles west of New Orleans and the city barely avoided being flooded.  Obviously federal, state, and local governments did much better this time in general, but the Corps, as it historically has, is making crap up about how ready they are.

Stop Being Mean to John McCain

By asking him questions and stuff:

This afternoon, anchorman Wolf Blitzer announced on air that McCain’s planned interview with Larry King tonight had been canceled by the campaign. Blitzer said McCain aides complained that Brown had gone “over the line” in her grilling of Bounds.

McCain campaign spokeswoman Maria Comella later explained the cancellation with this sharply worded statement:

“After a relentless refusal by certain on-air reporters to come to terms with John McCain’s selection of Alaska’s sitting governor as our party’s nominee for vice president, we decided John McCain’s time would be better served elsewhere.”

When that poor sap from South Carolina couldn’t name one Obama accomplishment–did he boycott MSNBC?  No.

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When Will Sauerberg Denounce Illinois Review

Sauerberg wants Durbin to denounce Kos.  Fricken’ Hillarious–the Kos postings were by diarists, not anyone on the front page.  However, Sauerberg has ties to the Illinois Review front pagers, let’s review some greatest hits he’ll need to be denouncing:

1) Accusing State Representative John Fritchey of Genocide

2) He could condemn the gay baiting of Democrats as Swishy Dems

This is especially relevant given the homophobic attacks on Sauerberg’s communications guy

3) He could condemn the idea that someone should beat their wives if they want to get an abortion

4)  He could condemn them for passing along false stories like the Chinese Eating Babies

5) He could condemn them for attacking the sexual orientation of those who held a bar crawl for John McCain

6) Condemn them for attacking his spokesperson’s sexual orientation

7) Condemn them for comparing a good journalist to the UnaBomber

8) You could condemn them for their associations with Pharmacists for Life that has compared Obama to Osama and Blagojevich to Milosevich.

9) Condemn the Illinois Review for calling women with HPV sluts.  Like the Illinois Senate President

Get cracking on those and perhaps Durbin might think about Kos.  Of course, all of the above were written by the management of Illinois Review and the diaries on Kos were all random diarists.  Who else is a diarist over at Kos?  Dan Proft.  They have low standards you might say.

Today’s Tosser: Illinois Review

What if your 17 year old daughter were to tell you she’s pregnant? Barack Obama said in March 2008:

“I wouldn’t want my daughter to be punished with a baby . . . “

Vice Presidential GOP candidate Sarah Palin and her husband Todd’s announcement today that their 17 year old daughter Bristol is 5 months pregnant:

“We have been blessed with five wonderful children who we love with all our heart and mean everything to us. Our beautiful daughter Bristol came to us with news that as parents we knew would make her grow up faster than we had ever planned. We’re proud of Bristol’s decision to have her baby and even prouder to become grandparents. As Bristol faces the responsibilities of adulthood, she knows she has our unconditional love and support.

“Bristol and the young man she will marry are going to realize very quickly the difficulties of raising a child, which is why they will have the love and support of our entire family. We ask the media to respect our daughter and Levi’s privacy as has always been the tradition of children of candidates.”

Reuters reports that McCain knew about the situation last week when he announced Sarah Palin as his running mate, deciding the situation did not disqualify the 44 year old governor in any way.

Full Context of Obama Quote:

“This is a very difficult issue, and I understand sort of the passions on both sides of the issue,” he said. “I have two precious daughters — they are miracles.”

But politicians must trust women to make the right decisions for themselves, he said.

“This is an example where good people can disagree,” the Illinois senator said. “The question then is, are there areas that we can agree to that everybody can get behind? We can all agree that we want to reduce teen pregnancies. We can all agree that we want to make sure that adoption is a viable option.”

The exchange appeared to be prompted by Obama’s earlier comments that he does not favor abstinence-only education, but rather comprehensive sexual education that includes information on abstinence and birth control.

“Look, I got two daughters — 9 years old and 6 years old,” he said. “I am going to teach them first about values and morals, but if they make a mistake, I don’t want them punished with a baby. I don’t want them punished with an STD at age 16, so it doesn’t make sense to not give them information.”

IOW, he wants his children to know enough how to prevent pregnancy and avoid STDs so the situation doesn’t even get to the point the Palin family is in.  Getting pregnant at a young age isn’t just a problem of not having sex, but also creating a greater risk of contracting a disease.  Hence, Obama wants his children to have all the information in case they make a bad decision.

What Is It About the Self Destruction Of Obama Opponents?

I’m thinking Axelrod must be a Voodoo Priest with some kick ass Voodoo dolls.

Seriously, a member supporter of the same goals of a secessionist political party is the Republican VP nominee?

And a husband who was a member.  And submitted a welcoming message that supports the idea of Alaska being a self-sufficient state:

We have a great promise: to be a self-sufficient state.” She closed by saying, “Good luck on a successful and inspiring convention. Keep up the good work, and God bless you.”

Having a vice presidential candidate associated in any way with a party that boasts the slogan “Alaska First — Alaska Always” could be a problem for McCain, whose slogan is “Country First.” There’s no documentary evidence now that Palin was a member. But the question lingers: was she a fellow traveler?

The founder’s words:


“I’m an Alaskan, not an American. I’ve got no use for America or her damned institutions.”

Joe Vogler

hmmmmm…damning America…..

The good news for the McCain campaign is that it’s only the 17 year old daughter that is pregnant versus a weird conspiracy theory about the 17 year old being pregnant previously.  That’s a story that tells you a hell of a lot about Alaskan politics–while the press is trying to blame some diarist on Kos for the rumor, it turns out it’s been floating around in Alaska for some time.

The kid has plenty to deal with so she deserves to be left alone.  My mother had my sister at 18 and she’ll be fine, but she’ll be growing up in a hurry.   Of all the screwed up crap in Illinois, though, I cannot think of something that bizarre where the Senate President’s people are behind some rumor like this. It makes you appreciate Emil a lot more, no?

But best of all, the idiots didn’t vet her.

And they are lying about it.

She had to lawyer up today about a politically oriented firing (something any good Illinois resident gets).  She apparently fired a whole slew of people in Wasilla when she took over including the Police Chief.

She’s lying about the Bridge to Nowhere and earmarks in general.

This kind of day is one that leads to the General suggesting the people who recruited her have a threesome in Wrigley Field to get rid of the problem.

And given the atrocious tokenism of the choice the comparison isn’t unfair.

Oh, and they think it’s brilliant! Along with Jack’s Lackey Corps

You remember their on target analysis of how Alan Keyes would show Barack Obama how it’s done…don’t you?