2006

Gay, Gay, Gay

Judy Baar Topinka is gay, gay, gay

Doing nothing while a good Republican is attacked would be nothing new for this group ? nearly all of them hid in the tall grass while Jack Ryan was being crucified two years ago. That is if they weren?t pounding nails themselves.

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A wag was recently heard to quip that the Illinois Republican Party?s leadership ranks are ?gayer than an Ikea store on Super Bowl Sunday.? (Yes, we think that?s very offensive too, and we call on that person to please, please immediately seek some sensitivity training for gosh sakes.) But it has to be said that our Gubernatorial nominee is a pro-gay rights activist who supports almost no part of the National Party Platform.

It’s worse than offensive, it’s really not very funny.

For those Topinka supporters who might want to break in slowly to Gay Pride Weekend in Chicago ? please consult Joe Birkett. While running for Attorney General in 2002, Birkett didn?t march in the parade, but he did attend the pre-parade rally hosted by Equality Illinois at the gay bar Sidetrack. (The gay activist group Equality Illinois is leading the fight against conservatives by trying to prevent the Protect Marriage referendum from appearing on the ballot this November.)

Some might say Birkett was straddling the fence in 2002. Kind of like what he is doing this year by claiming to be a conservative even as he works to elect a pro-gay rights activist more liberal than even Blagojevich. We?re all supposed to care that he?s running for Lieutenant Governor ? a position that?s unnecessary and a complete waste of taxpayer dollars.

Okay, this one is funny:

We just have one more request ? a fashion suggestion actually. Mr. Kjellander, if you can be persuaded to march proudly with your Judy on Sunday, our advice would be to steer clear of the leather chaps as well as the tiny shorts with glitter. Yes, they are a favorite of many participants ? but avoid the temptation. We?re just trying to help as much as we can.

Anyone remember all of the movie reviews in the Reader that always found a gay subtext to every movie. Imagine what that reviewer could do with IFI/FTN and gang.

The Gray Davis Campaign

Everyone looks at the Governor’s poll numbers and insist he is going to lose. He’s certainly vulnerable, but the playbook is right out of the Gray Davis reelection campaign and while not very popular, Davis suffered from some of the same problems Blagojevich does with big money donors receiving favorable treatment. Yet Davis won.

From the Wikipedia entry:

His numbers recovered slightly over the next year, peaking again in July 2002, this time with 41% approval, 49% disapproval

On top of it, Davis started attacking early, though Blagojevich didn’t quite go as far. Davis started attacking in the primary to avoid the moderate candidate–imagine if Blagojevich had been bold enough to go after Judy in the primary so he would draw Oberweis. Man, that would have been good blogging.

Frankly, Blagojevich is far warmer than Davis and Judy’s non-campaign is only helping him set the terms of the campaign cycle. In a Blue State, in a Blue year, she’s missing her chance.

The Ferris Bueller Campaign

While I hate to use unadulterated campaign propoganda, this video of Judy with Andy Shaw lives up to the mocking it received.

I’m expecting Ben Stein to be standing around going, Topinka….Topinka…Topinka…Topinka….

I generally like Judy, but this campaign appears to have all the well oiled machinery of Dawn Clark Netsch.

Except for one thing: DCN could tell you what she was going to do 10 years before she ran for Governor. Obviously, she can articulate why she wants to be Governor, but it sure would be nice if she did.

It’s not about being Pro-Life, It’s about Being Anti-Sex

Illinois Right to Life attacks a recent study on condom usage reducing the risk of contracting HPV.

The number of times that you see pro-life groups talking about birth control is staggering. Certainly many people who are pro-life are also against birth control given the Catholic Church’s position, but let’s be honest about the program/ It’s not about abortion, it’s about sex.

The basic finding is that condom usage reduces risk, not that there is no risk–that’s what a scientific study does is determine a probability of an event occurring and in this case, condoms reduce the chance of an individual contracting HPV and that is a good thing. Information is good–in fact necessary to make choices. Between this and the crusade against the HPV vaccine, it’s clear that these people are reading Margaret Atwood novels as a how to model.

Here’s a fine piece attacking the HPV Vaccine.

HPV Vaccine?Another Deception of the Culture of Death

This HPV vaccine, my friends, is a classic case of the culture of death playing fast and loose with people?s lives. They use junk science to hook our terribly un-reflective culture on a promise that will benefit only a miniscule portion of the population, and then the false perception of security surrounding their newest ruse hooks everyone else into behaviors and lifestyles that perpetuate the damage and decay our decency.

From the CDC:

On June 8, 2006, an HPV vaccine (manufactured by Merck) was licensed by the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) for use in females, ages 9-26 years. This vaccine protects against four types of HPV, including two that cause most (70%) cervical cancers (types 16, 18), and two that cause most (90%) genital warts (types 6, 11). The vaccine is given through a series of three injections over a six-month period. The second and third doses should be given two and six months (respectively) after the first dose.

Another HPV vaccine (being developed by GlaxoSmithKline) is in the final stages of clinical testing, but it is not yet licensed. This vaccine would protect against the two types of HPV that cause most cervical cancers.

A 70% reduction in cervical cancer is a bad thing. Really.

Ozzie Guillen: Victim

So says…Petey:

Perhaps Bud Selig needs to send Ozzie Guillen, a man’s man, to coach a baseball team at the upcoming “Gay Games” in Chicago to learn how to “set appropriate tone and example.” Barring that, who better but Chicago’s tolerant gay activists to train Ozzie how to talk, act–and think–correctly?

Or just not to call people derogatory names. Fag comes from the kindling that used to be used to burn homosexuals at the stake. Unless Petey is suggesting such a thing, it might be noted that one can think homosexuality is a sin or wrong or however one might like to characterize it, but one doesn’t have to use epithets, especially one rooted in burning someone at the stake.

It’s called being a grownup. Ozzie could have easily simply called Mariotti and asshole and gotten several amens maybe even from Mariotti who seems to relish the role.

Petey’s Back

Get real, Larry. The issue is X’s homosexuality…

..which is widely … and I mean widely presumed among Republicans. If you’re going to be a “reporter” or even a fair columnist, you can’t give a nugget of the story and leave out the rest:

You wrote in your St. Louis gay rag: “even going as far as asking one central Illinois Republican legislator to deny he was gay after voting for a gay and lesbian civil rights bill”

Obviously, I didn’t query any other Repubs. who voted for the IL gay rights bill about their sexuality. X is a different animal: he likely has a special interest in the subject, or at least that’s what I was trying to confirm.

If X was an outspoken anti-gay legislator, your side would be clamoring to “out” him, and asking questions about “those rumors.” But because he’s pro-gay in a very conservative district, you cover for him and trash me. Interesting.

If you’re so proud of “gay” sexuality, or think it’s innocuous as to character, why do you enable people like X?

I just don’t believe “outing” should be a one-way street that serves your side. –pl

Actually, I’m against outing. Mainly because, I don’t really care what individuals do with other consenting adults. It’s not my business. I have better things to do than worry about that.

In fact, that was a key issue with the Keyes fiasco, but ultimately, I decided that Maya Keyes was an adult and out publicly. Others chose to err on the side of her age and I respect that.

Getting back to X, the logic just doesn’t hold. If the person in question takes a public stance and he sticks to it, that’s his position. The same as other candidate or officials regardless of who they are attracted.

And Peter, the reason you are such a fun target is your bizarre obsession with what other people’s genitals are doing.

I understand and respect that many people disagree with me on issues regarding sexual orientation. However, it’s not that you hold a different position than I do, it’s that you pursue it with such gumption and graphic details. Living, breathing caricatures are great fodder for a blog.

Can Mr. Smith Get to Washington Anymore?

As many of you know from reading my posts, Jeff Smith, a friend from grad school, ran for Dick Gephardt’s seat in 2006. It was a 10 way race with several current/former office holders running including Russ Carnahan. Jeff ran one of the best grass roots campaigns, but came up 1724 votes short in a race with 107,000 votes cast. Jeff actually won in St. Louis County and Saint Louis City, but didn’t produce enough votes in Jefferson County. I still walk around the City wondering if we hit specific blocks hard enough.

Somehow, filmmaker Frank Popper saw something early in that race and followed the campaign for a few months up until the August Primary in 2004. The result is Can Mr. Smith Get to Washington Anymore? I won’t see it until the end of this month, but it was shown at the Washington DC Silverdocs film festival and won the audience award. I make a cameo in it, but everyone avoids telling me what I’m doing when I appear. This concerns me.

Fun moments that might have been included:
1) Me, a white guy from Central Illinois, and Artie Harris, the campaign press secretary and Jewish guy from Brooklyn, listening intently to the ads for black radio and determining which sounded the most authentic.

2) Jeff and I explaining the night before the election, pointing out micro-level neighborhood analysis of what to look for while the rest of the campaign folks site back and go, NOW, you are telling us this?

3) Artie and I having an argument about how to respond to the press about the count. This occurred at about 2 AM after many in the room had been up since 6 AM and working polls or otherwise and a fair amount of drinking had taken place. As I remember that moment, Frank had put down his camera so you’ll miss Josh Levin getting me to calm down.

4) Me sitting at the computer, swearing under my breath while I do calculations on vote totals and the proportion Jeff needed to win.

Fine missed moments by Frank include Artie, Nick and I driving through neighborhoods trying to rally supporters with a megaphone while trying to figure out where the hell the campaign volunteers went. Around the same time, walking around with some random guy who jumped on the bandwagon right there trying to find people outside on a 95 degree day. At one point Jeff was walking down the street dribbling a basketball and using the megaphone in about the only time he wasn’t at a poll or on the way to another.

As a bonus, I believe Iowa-02 Candidate David Loebsack makes a brief appearance in the film from election night–he came down to work on Jeff’s race.

From what I understand there are some truly awkward moments in the movie that deal with Jeff working on endorsements and running into institutions and people afraid to bet on what they perceived as a long shot.

For me, the film has two groups it’ll especially interest. The first are grassroots activists who, frankly, need a dose of reality. Jeff organized for Bill Bradley in Iowa, worked on several campaigns and had run some local campaigns. He knew how to raise money and he knew how to efficiently spend money and how to utilize volunteers. Before you crash the gate (and Jerome and Markos point this out), you have to have a plan and discipline to implement that plan.

The second group are people who are campaign pros, but are scared of the anything resembling mass participation. While the entire campaign was about defeating entrenched power, it was also about organizing and motivating a group of people who had not been that active in campaigns in the past.

While Jeff is often touted, and fairly so, as a candidate who worked the grassroots and almost pulled it off, his campaign wasn’t the amateurish, if we just speak the truth, they’ll listen. It was, these dumb bastards are ignoring us, so let’s sneak up on them and exploit every mistake they make. Ultimately, turnout spiked with the same sex marriage ban being on the primary ballot which threw all of the vote projections from early in the race out.

With that build-up, the let down is the film is only playing in Saint Louis and New York for now, but keep a look out for it wherever you are and I’ll certainly announce future engagements as the two producers are in frequent contact with me (okay, one lives like 3 blocks away-the other, maybe 10 blocks).

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Thanks to the guest posters over the last two weeks. I very much appreciate it and enjoyed the reading as I could sneak a peak. If this didn’t scare them away, I’ll be looking for fill-ins later in the summer as well. Given how much time it can take, I’d like to find a few more guest posters so if anyone is interested drop me a line.