Daily Dolt

Narcissism Unleashed:

“I am running for president,” he told “Meet the Press” anchor Tim Russert. “I’m going to be Joe Biden, and I’m going to try to be the best Biden I can be. If I can, I got a shot. If I can’t, I lose.

Because, of course, no one can get enough Biden in their lives.

And Daily Dolt wins–it rolls off the tongue. Rich came through with it.

However, considerable acts of wingnuttery are now known as Keyes’ Company from a suggestion in comments.

5 thoughts on “Daily Dolt

  1. At least he’s not going to be Bob Dole!! Bob Dole wouldn’t like that. Bob Dole would say that only Bob Dole could be Bob Dole and anyone trying to be Bob Dole who isn’t Bob Dole would feel the wrath of Bob Dole’s fake hand upside his head!!

  2. Today’s Tosser was a close second. I think I might utilize that when there are more than one who can be the Daily Dolt.

    and ascap_scab–hysterical.

  3. Joe Biden should be the best “Joe” he can – he is fast becoming the natural successor to “Joementum” – that force that swept the country in 2004. Just imagine the possibilities in 2008!

  4. In a cycle where there could be several top-tier candidates, it’s always nice to see a few people jump in who have absolutely no shot.

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