Hysterical Sneed bit from when I was gone:

 

It’s Chris

The Kennedy beat…

Begorrah! The Merchandise Mart’s Chris Kennedy may not yet have “officially” announced his bid for the U.S. Senate in Illinois — but his cousin, Ted Kennedy Jr., did the “unofficial deed.”

* To wit: “I was told not to talk politics tonight, but…you here in Illinois can have your own Sen. Kennedy — my cousin, Chris, is running,” Ted Kennedy Jr. said at an Access Living dinner at Navy Pier Tuesday night.

* Backshot:  U.S. Sen. Ted Kennedy’s son made the statement while accepting an award on behalf of his ailing father.

* Slipshot:  Chris Kennedy, vice chairman of the event, kept quiet.  Gov. Quinn, who told Sneed recently that Chris Kennedy was one of his heroes, was also there.  And so was first lady Maggie Daley.

 

  • The upshot:  The event raised more than $600,000.

 

We could have our own Kennedy!  What lucky duckies we are!


Oddly, the Sun-Times pulled that though and replaced it with:

 

June 4, 2009

BY MICHAEL SNEED Sun-Times Columnist

Begorrah! The Merchandise Mart’s Chris Kennedy may not yet have “officially” announced his bid for the U.S. Senate in Illinois — but his cousin, Ted Kennedy Jr., did the “unofficial deed.”
The Blago beat . . .

 

I’m sure an honest editorial decision.