When Life Is Weirder Than Art
Blagojevich Claims Behavior Was Just Elaborate Plan To Surprise Patrick Fitzgerald With Senate Nomination On His Birthday
I would not be surprised if he were to say the above. Satire fail.
And Rich points us to Talking Points Memo’s compilation which could almost be a recap of the last six years too:

January 28th, 2009 at
The two people I have seen on television the most in the past few days are Governor Rod and Vince Offer the guy who sells shamwow.
I find them equally persuasive!