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7 Responses to “ Newsflash: Obama Kissed a Girl in Class during 3rd Grade ”

1. # 1 rich miller Says:
   December 4th, 2007 at

   I heard he dipped her pony tail in his inkwell.

2. # 2 ducky1515 Says:
   December 4th, 2007 at

   What a horrible person! The more I find out about this Barry Obama, the more troubled I am.

   Signed,

   Concerned Cititzen

3. # 3 Admirer Says:
   December 4th, 2007 at

   This cutting-edge, investigative reporting is the reason I come to this blog. Keep up the good work.

4. # 4 Howard Says:
   December 4th, 2007 at

   On at least one occasion, he spent his milk money on a bubble gum cigar and pixy stixs at Ben Franklin’s Five & Dime.

5. # 5 Rob_N Says:
   December 4th, 2007 at

   You mean they have Muslim versions of Ben Franklin’s 5 & Dime?!?!

   Oh dear.

6. # 6 Jen R Says:
   December 4th, 2007 at

   How long until somebody links to this post without realizing it’s satire?

7. # 7 ArchPundit Says:
   December 4th, 2007 at

   I don’t know–I first thought the Clinton press release wasn’t real….

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