Comments on: Fun With YouTube: The Atheists Nightmare

By: flawed design

flawed design — Mon, 01 Oct 2007 20:08:35 +0000

After this taping was complete, the gentleman on the left took a bite of the banana, choked, and died because the intelligent designer created a combined entry point for fuel and air.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Sat, 29 Sep 2007 03:51:13 +0000

Then what explains a Pinapple, a prickly pear fruit, or a pomegranite

By: Skammy

Skammy — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 21:51:04 +0000

also since god is on our side i was wondering if that is a North American or Israeli banana

By: Skammy

Skammy — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 21:48:49 +0000

finally PROOF of creation no athiest could ever cut that demo apart lol

By: JonShibleyFan

JonShibleyFan — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 11:36:44 +0000

Rich, I was going to post the exact same thing.

Maybe its because monkeys don’t exist…er…umm…AHA! Its proof we aren’t descended from monkeys…’cause…um…we open them the way He intended, and we have for 5,000 years, since we ate bananas after a long day of hunting dinosaurs.

Mmmm…brontosauraus burgers.

Wait, what?

By: Rich O.

Rich O. — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 03:39:50 +0000

if God intended bananas to be opened at the stem end like a pull-tab as the fundie suggests, why do monkeys open them at the other end? and why is that way easier?

By: Jen R

Jen R — Tue, 25 Sep 2007 17:41:50 +0000

“Notice there’s a point at the top for ease of entry … it’s just the right shape for the human mouth…”

I think this proves God wants men to get lots of head.