http://archpundit.com/blog/2007/05/30/truly-fair-and-balanced/ Illinois, From Misery Tue, 13 Mar 2012 17:34:35 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 http://archpundit.com/blog/2007/05/30/truly-fair-and-balanced/comment-page-1/#comment-835 Cons take “Fair and Balanced” literally « Illinois Reason Wed, 13 Jun 2007 21:31:27 +0000 http://69.89.31.63/~archpund/2007/05/30/truly-fair-and-balanced/#comment-835 [...] Wednesday, June 13th, 2007 in "Grassroots" Conservatives by robnesvacil First, the conservatives spoke up for germs because germs, you see, have no discernible mouths (let alone vocal chords or lungs) and cannot speak for themselves. Conservatives seemed to be telling us that the USDA didn’t really need to inspect as many cattle as they’re supposed to because germs like the Mad Cow Virus and E. coli have rights too and we wouldn’t want to impede on their rights to privacy, interstate mobility or, heaven forfend, profit. [...] [...] Wednesday, June 13th, 2007 in “Grassroots” Conservatives by robnesvacil First, the conservatives spoke up for germs because germs, you see, have no discernible mouths (let alone vocal chords or lungs) and cannot speak for themselves. Conservatives seemed to be telling us that the USDA didn’t really need to inspect as many cattle as they’re supposed to because germs like the Mad Cow Virus and E. coli have rights too and we wouldn’t want to impede on their rights to privacy, interstate mobility or, heaven forfend, profit. [...]

]]> http://archpundit.com/blog/2007/05/30/truly-fair-and-balanced/comment-page-1/#comment-834 Dr. Squid Thu, 31 May 2007 00:59:08 +0000 http://69.89.31.63/~archpund/2007/05/30/truly-fair-and-balanced/#comment-834 No E. coli doesn't have rights. Good thing, because tomorrow I plan on killin' me some of them bugs. Need some yummy expressed protein they've got inside them. No E. coli doesn’t have rights. Good thing, because tomorrow I plan on killin’ me some of them bugs. Need some yummy expressed protein they’ve got inside them.

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