Things I’d Rather Not Know
Ald. Arenda Troutman (20th) said today she doesn’t use drugs and is “betting my life” that the white powdery substance found in her home was not narcotics, but a dietary fiber she uses to clean her bowels four times a year to prevent colon cancer.

January 29th, 2007 at
So I guess this means Troutman really is full of shit….
January 30th, 2007 at
From the Jan. 30 Chicago Sun-Times:
Cook County Commissioner William Beavers, a fan of old-school clout, has no problem saying he considers himself “the hog with the big nuts.”
January 30th, 2007 at
Seems Beavers forgot the old Chicago axiom that “pigs get fat but hogs get slaughtered.”