Did Greenfield complain about Bush rolling up his sleeves one roll too many while telling America that Brownie was doing a heckuva job?

The button down shirt with jacket but sans tie is the in political look these days. Pollsters must think it makes the guys look approachable. Bush has been known to do it on occasion too.

And did anyone else catch the irony of the fact Greenfield was babbling on about “Iraq Hussein Osama” with a guy named “Shotgun Howitzer”?

And don’t even get me started about brown socks and their implications for Middle Eastern policy, let alone the state of boxers vs. briefs in the debate over nuclear proliferation on the Indian sub-continent.

How did I get Greenfield’s paycheck? I can rattle off inconsequential gobbledy-gook twice as long as him — and I’m younger and better looking (in my jacket and shirt… but no tie).

Everyone wants to do stories about Obama, but there just isn’t that much to say for the moment.

Somebody should tell the bosses–I’ll do Greenfield’s job for half the pay.

Lately it feels like we’re inside a very satirical book or play.