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Oh, the hilarious nature of Illinois politics
For Immediate Release.
Contact: Transition Team Arch
Archpundit to Announce Transition Team
Beloved Leader to Guide Blogger in New Role as Supreme Leader of the World
St. Louis, IL?Blogger Archpundit announced today that he has chosen Santa Claus a respected, worldwide leader to lead his transition team after being elected Supreme Leader of the World.
The popular local blogger chose Jolly Ole St. Nick after much deliberation and review of the nearly 1,000 other fictional characters available for such an important fantasy.
?Though this is only a dream, I feel like I need to be prepared for such a life changing experience,? said Archpundit today in front of the St. Louis Arch.
Santa Claus, beloved by children and adults alike, was honored to accept such a position.
?I?ve spent my life granting wishes, and this is something I would be happy to do for Archpundit. Clearly, he recognizes the new reality of these times because if Judy Baar Topinka is preparing to lead the State of Illinois, he should be preparing for this.?
October 25th, 2006 at
Awesome. Perhaps the first thing Santa can recommend is bringing back Marshall Field’s. After all, Macy’s didn’t even believe in Santa.