Impervious To Parody
See, here’s the problem. Keyes isn’t even answering whether he’d consider a run for the Senate in Maryland….
Via NewDonkey from which I stole the title.
As a lover of trainwrecks, I want to say Keyes should stay in Illinois. As a native Illinoisan temporarily displaced, go East man, go East.
April 5th, 2005 at
Deep down, I enjoy the idea of Alan Keyes roaming the country state to state losing elections like he’s the political Washington Generals.
Every year is a new opportunity for him to lose- let’s not be greedy- let’s share him with everyone. I support an Alan Keyes lopsided losing tour!
April 6th, 2005 at
It’s no surprise that Keyes won’t answer a straight-forward question. Evading questions about simple matters was practically his platform when he ran in Illinois. Even after losing in a landslide, the guy continued to promote the idea that he had somehow “won” the race by forcing Obama into discussion of supreme matters, whatever that means. The good news is that this is a victory for Illinois; let this rambling idiot waste the time of people in some other state.
April 6th, 2005 at
It’s no surprise that Keyes won’t answer a straight-forward question. Evading questions about simple matters was practically his platform when he ran in Illinois. Even after losing in a landslide, the guy continued to promote the idea that he had somehow “won” the race by forcing Obama into discussion of supreme matters, whatever that means. The good news is that this is a victory for Illinois; let this rambling idiot waste the time of people in some other state.
April 6th, 2005 at
I, too, am all for Keyes roaming the country, ruining state GOP parties everywhere. Call him Johnny Applecrap.